I don’t think there has been a single day in the last couple of months, where I haven’t consumed a calorie-bomb of some kind.

My clothes hate me.

Sometimes I play Fold Man with myself on my iPhone while I pee.

Golly Gee, Guys. I feel closer and closer to you every day.

I laugh at people’s attempts to be humorous, even when I do not find it funny at all. It’s pretty straining on the jaw.

New exciting things are happening over here at Strike a Prose. I have decided to go all in and post a weekly confession, which will probably be more in the “fun facts”-category, but I think confession sounds more dramatic — and you know me, I’m a drama-o-holic.